Kelsey Boyce

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

"If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle."

Reblogged from orgasmic-humor, Posted by tarou4.
trouserweasel:

HE’S GETTING AWAY

trouserweasel:

HE’S GETTING AWAY

(Source: tarou4)

Reblogged from orgasmic-humor, Posted by hotboysofficial.
hotboysofficial:

somehow i relate my life to both cats

hotboysofficial:

somehow i relate my life to both cats

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: coooooooooorvo)

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

adrblepancreas:

aurareeze:

cinderscoria:

nat1317:

I’ll take a combination of these rooms please

THAT SECOND ONE LOOKS LIKE THE SLEEP ROOM IN MY MIND PALACE

I think I just had a roomgasm

I want to live in all of these.

(Source: thepotterwholockian)

Reblogged from fuckyeahsexanddrugs, Posted by lamapalooza.
santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

(Source: lamapalooza)